Wellington has been rejected by experts. Seriously rejected...Father Christmas, Doctor Who, ABC Television, Angus & Robertson, David Attenborough and many more.

He received his first rejection letter before the age of ten. Today, he has so many rejection letters that, if he were to read them out loud, it would take... well, about 45 minutes actually. With padding in the shape of laughter from some sort of amassed group of punters (say, an audience), it might stretch to a bit longer. Especially if he remembers a bit about the pilot, the bucket, the horse-riding incident and the farting fish.

"Wellington...is as comfortable without the script as with... a ripping good time" - Theatre Guide London

" A briliant comical charactor-actor." - The Groggy Squirrel

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